[enrolls in oberyn martell’s academy of throwing shade]
dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
Believe it or not, George isn’t at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out or I’d pick up the phone, where could I be?
Believe it or not, I’m not home
Queen’s Another Bites The Dust starts playing
if u don’t think this is important then u r wrong
I can’t leave this life without hugging drake at least once